All posts in: Frum-Jokes
-
7 years ago
A gut Kashe?!?!
A man wants to build a house, so he goes to the rabbi and asks him how. The rabbi says “Im glad you asked me that. There is actually a whole gemorah about ..
Written by Anonymous
-
-
7 years ago
Pesach joke
A Jewish man is honoured with a knighthood from the Queen. Weeks before the big event he’s fluently learnt the latin phrase that everyone needs to say. And so the big day arrives…and ..
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
A VERY Frum Joke!!! – Q:How do you know that G’d exists?
A:The Rambam says so and the Rayved doesn’t argue!
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
Why was I dancing all over the place with Baba Metssia 97a?
Because it is Sumchus’ Torah!!! Sorry
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
The ultimate hefsek?!?!!?
A frum Jew is captured by a vicious anti-Semite, who tells him to prepare to die. The Jew scrunches up his eyes, shokkels, and says this brocha: “Baruch ata… ..
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
A yeshiva bochur goes to ask a shila from his Rav….
‘Rebbe…is it ok for me to go to the opera?” ”Why do u ask?” askes the Rav ”I thought maybe there was an issue of Kol Isha?” ..
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
why didn’t pharoah pay a congestion charge?
Cos he never crossed the red c!!! It’s a London Joke!
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
yekker time
Dovid the yekker arrives home from shul one friday night, anticipating his wife Rochel’s legendary shabbos cooking, when as soon as he enters the door, before ..
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
Very Frum Joke!!!
Q:How do you know that G’d exists? A:The Rambam says so and the Rayved doesn’t argue!
Written by Anonymous
-
7 years ago
Shitas Rabenu Gershon
Moshe a talmid chochom is in kollell back in the good old days, and after a visit home he is back to learn for three months, and the kollell head comes to him and says ..
Written by Anonymous
