All posts in: Frum-Jokes
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7 years ago
who are the 3 cowboys in adon olam?
Billy Reishit Billy Tachlit and Kid ruchi
Written by Anonymous
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7 years agoOne day, Avraham decides to buy a computer…
…He buys a second-hand windows 98. His son, Yitzchak, went to his father and asked him why he hadn’t bought a faster computer with more memory… ..
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
Takanah of Rabbeinu Gershom
2 kollel avreichim were lamenting over the takanah of rabbeinu gershom, “You know, I’m really bothered by this takana of Rabenu Gershom that restricts ..
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
Schlomie is still in bed shabbat morning
Schlomie is still in bed shabbat morning at 10:30 and his furious mum storms in and says ‘schlomie! get up and go to shul!’ ‘i dont want to’ ..
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
For those who have learned bava basra or metzia
whats another name for ‘kol de’alim gvar’ ‘hamotzi meichaveiro alav hashalom” (daf 34b)
Written by Joe Ker
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7 years ago
Seagulls!
Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called BAGELS!! Sorry 😉
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
“For a Fast Day, it sure is going Slowly”
…written in between teshuva on 17th Tamuz
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
A nun walks into a bar…
The barman asks “where’s the rest of the aleph-beis??!?!!”.
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
how do we know that Yitzchak Avinu wore a hat??
because its V’yetsei Yitchak ” and Yitchak went out” WHAT WITHOUT A HAT!???
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
titche
Two Yeshiva bochurim come to a locked private tennis court. After looking over the situation, they climb over the fence and start playing. The owner of the the tennis ..
Written by Anonymous
