All posts in: Frum-Jokes
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7 years agoMr Maykil
There was a man who spent his entire life looking for leniencies in all aspects of halacha (Jewish law) – whatever it was, he would search around until he found ..
Written by Rabbi Moshe Kormornick
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3 years agoMakes Sense, Doesn’t It?
What’s a phrase that makes total sense to most Jews but zero sense to everyone else? “When’s candle lighting?” “We don’t hold ..
Written by Short Vort
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3 years agoNever Tell A Lie
A Rabbi told his congregation, “Next week I plan to speak about the sin of lying. To help you understand the shiur, I want you all to prepare Devorim, chapter ..
Written by Short Vort
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3 years agoThe Complimenting Husband
A woman says to her husband “you don’t tell me what you think about me”. The husband replies “A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K”. She demands an explanation. ..
Written by N. Tuch
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3 years agoWhen a camel sits on you, just say….
What is the proper thing to say when a camel sits on you? ”Ashira laHashem ki gamal Ali”
Written by Anonymous
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3 years agoThree Types of Jews
There are three types of Jews; a shlemiel, a shlemazel and a nudnick. In a typical situation the shlemiel spills boiling hot soup on the shlemazel, the nudnick shouts ..
Written by N. Tuch
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7 years ago
Shlomie is still in bed shabbat morning
Schlomie is still in bed shabbat morning at 10:30 and his furious mum storms in and says ‘schlomie! get up and go to shul!’ ‘i dont want to’ ..
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
boruch HaShem
Shmerel went to borrow a horse from his neighbor, Berel. “Sure, you can borrow my horse,” replies Berel. “But one thing you have to know about ..
Written by Sarah Polak
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7 years ago
Pesach Joke
A Jewish man is honoured with a knighthood from the Queen. Weeks before the big event he’s fluently learnt the latin phrase that everyone needs to say. And so the big day arrives…and ..
Written by Anonymous
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7 years ago
A gut Kashe?!?!
A man wants to build a house, so he goes to the rabbi and asks him how. The rabbi says “Im glad you asked me that. There is actually a whole gemorah about ..
Written by Anonymous
