A frum Jew is captured by a vicious anti-Semite, who tells him to prepare to die. The Jew scrunches up his eyes, shokkels, and says this brocha: "Baruch ata... asher kideshanu bemitzvotav, vetzivanu al Kiddus Hashem" (Blessed are You, G-d.... Who has commanded us regarding the commandment of Sanctifying G-d's name), as he's about to die 'Al Kiddush Hashem'... Suddenly, there's a huge commotion outside; the anti-semite's general is outside in a huge procession... The anti-semite runs out to see him. For a second the Jew ponders what to do, then runs after him, pointing to his neck, saying 'mmmm! mmmmm!'........

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