Frum Jokes

Mezuzahs

A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills, California. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place. When the job is finished, the homeowner is delighted but realizes that he's forgotten to put mezuzahs on the doors. He goes out and buys 50 mezuzahs and…

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Not allowed a a hefsek

A frum Jew is captured by a vicious anti-Semite, who tells him to prepare to die. The Jew scrunches up his eyes, shokkels, and says this brocha: "Baruch ata... asher kideshanu bemitzvotav, vetzivanu al Kiddus Hashem" (Blessed are You, G-d.... Who has commanded us regarding the commandment of Sanctifying G-d's…

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Pesach joke

A Jewish man is honoured with a knighthood from the Queen. Weeks before the big event he's fluently learnt the latin phrase that everyone needs to say. And so the big day arrives...and it comes to his turn...he kneels down by the Queen and attempts to say the latin phrase…

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Shitas Rabenu Gershon

Moshe a talmid chochom is in kollell back in the good old days, and after a visit home he is back to learn for three months, and the kollell head comes to him and says mazal tov, a letter just came from your wife she had a babby, he says…

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minhagim

The new rav of the shul was shocked at leinning when half the kehilla stood up and half remained seated. the ones who stood up shouted at the ones sitting down and ones sitting down at the ones standing up and no one had a clue what the minhag was.…

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